a new column by Shandy cat
I wish mum and dad would be so kind as to get me my own door. They are forever letting me in and out of the house and Mum makes a fuss over it and tells me off for going outside then banging on the screen door to be let back in a minute later. I tell you if I had my own little door then it would save everyone a lot of trouble.
The trouble is that I heard Mum telling Dad that if they ever did try to get me something to give me private access by a convenient pet door, it would have to be the type of door that I open with a magnet on a collar around my neck!! That is totally laughable as I HATE things around my neck. Mum and Dad tried putting ordinary Collars around my neck and were truly amazed because I managed to get every single one off. I can be clever if I want.